Hear ye, hear ye (sort of)

Ann Premazon, the SEO Empress*

Someone called me the SEO Empress once. My friends and clients refused to let it go. So, by royal decree, I made it official.

*Not technically royalty. Technically excellent at SEO.

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SEO

How an Empress gets crowned (unofficially)

A brief and completely accurate royal history.

I.

The remark

Someone, somewhere, called me "the SEO Empress." It was probably half a joke.

II.

The court caught on

Friends repeated it. Clients repeated it. Nobody stopped.

III.

The cheeky claim

So I bought myself a (metaphorical) crown and kept doing what I actually do: getting businesses found.

The official origin story

“I anointed her the SEO Empress. She’s helped so many people with their businesses and websites, so when someone at an event asked what Ann does, I said, ‘She’s the SEO Empress.’ It stuck! We teased her about it, but it’s true. So I’m taking the credit, lol.”

Elizabeth Hurley Alvarez, Royal Title Bestower

By royal decree…

The Empress hereby proclaims, to all who seek to be found:

  1. Thy website shall be found. On Google, and in the AI answers people now ask first.
  2. Thy content shall answer real questions. Clearly, so search engines and AI assistants can quote it.
  3. Thy ads shall earn their keep. Run by a certified Google Partner, not a court jester.
  4. Thou shalt not need to bow. A friendly hello is plenty.

Petition the throne at Premazon

The royal court

The actual credentials behind the joke crown.

Founder & CEO

Premazon Inc, Murrieta, CA

Google Partner

Certified, not crowned.

CADAC

Credentialed. Officially.

SEO + AI search

Visibility on Google and in AI answers.

The throne is open for visitors

No appointment with a herald required. If you want your business found on search and in AI answers, Ann's real kingdom is Premazon.

Want to reach Ann? Go to Premazon.com